{"product_id":"dirty-warning-short","title":"Dirty Warning Short","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese are the shorts your parents warned you about. Every pair is hand dyed mustard, one at a time, then sprayed down and distressed until it looks like it's lived a few lives, and covered leg to leg in the Dirty Souf story. Left leg runs the history: COMME DES DIRTYS, Unknown Movement, Dirty le Galleria, 1998–2026, Design District USA, SOUF. Right leg is the code: This Life Ain't Easy. Sell Your Dreams, Not Your Soul. Land of the Free. A flaming skull and dice for the ones who took the risk anyway, and down at the hem in marker: We are the kids that your parents warned you about. Longline, wide in the leg, raw at the bottom. Every graphic drawn in-house and printed in our Texas factory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHAND DYED AND SPRAYED: NO TWO PAIRS COME OUT THE SAME.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eDetails\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-dyed mustard longline shorts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, wide-leg fit: take your normal size. Model is wearing a Large.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll-over sprayed and distressed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized multi-placement graphics across both legs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElastic waistband with adjustable drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide pockets and back welt pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaw-cut hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEvery pair is hand dyed, so color and spray vary piece to piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGraphics designed in-house and printed in Texas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCare\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eCold wash inside out, separately for the first few washes. Some dye release is normal. Hang dry. Do not bleach. The dye and spray will soften and fade a little over time. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dirty Souf","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67888786637113,"sku":"DS-DWS-S-MUSTARD-PRS","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67888786669881,"sku":"DS-DWS-M-MUSTARD-PRS","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67888786702649,"sku":"DS-DWS-L-MUSTARD-PRS","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67888786735417,"sku":"DS-DWS-XL-MUSTARD-PRS","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67888786768185,"sku":"DS-DWS-2XL-MUSTARD-PRS","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67888786800953,"sku":"DS-DWS-3XL-MUSTARD-PRS","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0760\/0619\/5513\/files\/mustard-graphic-shorts-front.jpg?v=1793401109","url":"https:\/\/www.theheightsdistrict.com\/products\/dirty-warning-short","provider":"HeightsDistrict","version":"1.0","type":"link"}